Dog Park

10 Dog Park phrases that don’t translate well to a children’s playground…

 1)  “Just let him sniff your bum honey, he just wants to get to know you.”

2) “Oooohh, what a pretty girl, roll over and let me pet your belly!”

3)  “Oh wow, is she your’s? How old is she? Can I touch her?”

 4) “Do you like that one?” “No, too dark.  I like the white one, though.”

5)  “Holy crap! Look at the wang on that guy!”

6) “I think I’d rather have a girl, they seem less likely to fight back.”

7) “Oooh, he’s so ugly it’s cute!”

8)  “Ya, when she gets mounted like that she gets really angry”.

 9)   “Hey! Stop eating that poo! It’s not yours!” (this one might relate)  

10) “Really!? I thought that breed was illegal.”