10 Reason's Your Server is Smarter Than You

• Even with over 20 people sitting in their section, your Server can still remember what you ordered when it comes to the table, when you can’t.
• Your Server knows how ridiculous you look when you order a side salad “because its all I could possibly eat”, and then consume all the bread and butter on the table, 3 glasses of wine, two spoonfuls of your husbands chocolate cake and a coffee with Bailey’s. Way to play it safe with that salad.
• Your Server knows from the moment you utter “hot water with lemon” that you are a 10% tipper.
• Your Server also knows the moment you say, “I used to be in the industry” that you are an 8% tipper
• Your Server can pronounce Gewürztraminer. [geh-vuhr-strah-mee-ner] stupid.
• Your Server knows that a credit card has to actually be swiped through a machine for it to pay for your meal. Simply showing it to them doesn’t do the trick. 
• Your server knows that Grey Goose sucks. 
• A ‘baller’ issomeone who orders the most expensive items on the menu, has a lot of cheap women around that he’s trying to impress, yells “yo” and “brother” at everyone around him…AND tips.
• Your Server knows what the “beef” is really made of.
• Your server refer's to himself as a server, while you still use the archaic expression "waiter".
• BONUS! Your Server is making all your money on New Year’s Eve, and you’ll end up broke Jan. 1.